Steven Eddleston
The Doctor's X-files© 1997 by Steven Eddleston and gangan books australia
"E.T.: THE EXTRA CHOLESTEROL."
"NOW... URKZOD I BELIEVE YOU BROUGHT SOMETHING BACK FROM THE MILKY WAY FOR SHOW AND TELL?"
"ALL RIGHT YOU CAN GO TO ANOTHER McDONALDS BUT YOU KNOW THE DRILL: AS SOON AS SOMEONE RECOGNISES YOU WE BEAM YOU UP!"
"YEAH, YEAH, YOU'RE FROM ANOTHER PLANET AND YOU DIDN'T KNOW YOU HAD TO PAY TO PARK HERE... SPARE ME BOYS I'VE HEARD 'EM ALL."