Warren Ellis

Warren Ellis

  • My Bloody Valentine, Bowie, and the URL of Things to Come

    A few weeks back I received an email from a friend that went something like "My dad's got a new record out today, and he could really use your support to help get the word out." I get emails like that quite often. The difference here was that this...

  • I'm Sick of Waiting for Space Travel to Happen

    Where's my castle on Mars?

  • I'm Sick of Waiting for Space Travel, Give Me a Castle on Mars

    There may well be microbial life forms on Mars, yes. We may be polluting a pristine alien environment. But I say that, if they're there, let them fight for it. Let them go to war with the mighty water bears of Earth. I don't care any more. Space...

  • Droning On About Gun Control

    I propose banning in America all firearms except those attached to a drone. I'm not infringing the American right to bear arms. I am qualifying it.

  • I Can Fix Gun Control in America with Drones

    I propose the banning in America of all firearms except those attached to a drone. I'm not infringing the American right to bear arms. I am qualifying it. Because the only thing that stops a bad guy with a drone is a good guy with a drone.

  • The Inevitable Crapness of 2013

    An Internet Of Things is in fact a wonderful idea. A world where devices report, learn, remember and aid. But it's also a world spawning a desperate "entrepreneurial" class born of stern austerity and sociopolitical upheaval.