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Doctors warn of perils of summer craze for “bandwagon jumping” as politicians tweet about the football… Macbeth and Lady Macbeth to divorce after “drifting apart”… NHS gets cross after receiving a medal but no decent pay rise… British Museum loses its marbles completely and gives George Osborne the top job… Mob chase Professor Whitty with pitchforks and accuse him of Whittycraft – Salem Times Exclusive… Matt ‘n’ Gina’s CCTV Photo Romance Casebook… Russia celebrates Euro 2020 win as state-controlled Gazprom achieves full “sponsorship washing”… Rat insists he’s just on holiday from sinking SS Great Britain News… Dominic Cummings’ Diary, as tweeted to Craig Brown
Whispers from China Beijing answers those ‘vicious Uyghur rumours’