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Was LeBron Too Hard On His Laker Teammates When He Called Them A ‘Bunch Of Dumbass Shitheads Who Should Quit Basketball’?

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‘Jurassic World: Fallen Kingdom’ Casting Assistant Discusses Difficulties Of Finding Extras Who Are Willing To Be Eaten Alive

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Onion Social CEO Announces Changes To Site’s Privacy Policy

Onion Social CEO Embarks On Tour Of Several Coffee Shops Near Where He Lives To Learn More About Everyday Americans

Onion Social CEO Answers Your Questions On Privacy And User Data

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Nation’s Mothers Describe How Nice It Would Be If You Lived Closer

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Onion Fact Check: Trump's State Of The Union

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Onion Fact Checks: Trump Administration’s Claims About Russian Collusion

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'You're Right' Host Sebastian Moore Reminds Viewers To Purchase His Liberal Merchandise So Others Know They’re Good

‘You’re Right’ Viewers Tells Ted He’s Wrong

'You're Right' Host Sebastian Moore Changes Stance On Abortion After Realizing He Wouldn’t Have His Show If He Were Aborted

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