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If you've ever thought, "Man, this steak is good, but I wish it was like 500% drier," then you're our kinda people!
"Boy, this banana would be better if it were crossed with poker chips," is also acceptable <3


























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Home Odds and Ends
It's like your junk drawer that's full of Nokia brick chargers and chopsticks, except without that stuff.
Ends March 12 at 12AM CT -
Designer Handbags
When form meets function, except if the function is to carry your dog around in your purse.
Ends March 19 at 12AM CT -
Spring Cleaning: Kitchen Edition
Time to clean! {looking around} Wow, did you recently have a crab boil in here or something?
Ends March 16 at 12AM CT -
Spring Cleaning: Storage Edition
We have been informed that just stuffing all the clutter in the hall closet does NOT count towards Spring Cleaning...
Ends March 16 at 12AM CT -
Spring Cleaning: Air Edition
You gotta scrub that air, too! No one wants a spotless house that smells like microwaved tilapia!
Ends March 16 at 12AM CT -
Spring Cleaning: Personal Care Edition
You've Sprung Cleaned... You've scrubbed the toilets... You have organized your closets... Now it's time for YOU to get a good once-over!
Ends March 16 at 12AM CT -
Kitchen, Kitchen and More Kitchen
Buy it all and have a party RIGHT NOW! {emergency party klaxon sounds} AHOOOGA!
Ends April 3 at 12AM CT -
Pamper Your Pet
By which we mean treat them really well with these pampering products... we're NOT saying put Pampers on your pooch. Just FYI.
Ends March 18 at 12AM CT -
Cookware. But Make it Cast Iron.
Personally, I season my pans with Funyuns and Pabst... but then I'm pretty high-class.
Ends March 31 at 12AM CT -
Toys, Toys, Toys!
"Toy" with us! We love it!!!!! #grovel
Ends March 13 at 12AM CT -
Beautify Yourself
Beautifimous!
Ends March 7 at 12AM CT -
Got Groceries and Essentials
Ends March 14 at 12AM CT -
Hair and No Hair Care
Grooming for Your Fuzz and for the Fuzzless!
Ends March 8 at 12AM CT