The prisoner Gitmo dreams of improved conditions, Jordan Klepper reports on New York City's SantaCon, and Chris Rock questions Jon's expertise as a theater aficionado.
America experiences a surge in SUV sales, Stephen hosts a yard sale for The Report, the Pope urges the U.S. to lift the Cuban embargo, and the Grim Reaper meets a violent end.
Dick Cheney turns out to be a Brony, Mount Rushmore turns Jon on, Jessica Williams defends Jay Z, and Jordan Klepper reports on NYC's Santacon pub-crawl.
The failure to indict police officers involved in the deaths of unarmed black men draws nationwide protests, and professional athletes wear shirts calling for justice.
The Colbert Report's yard sale offers something for everyone, Pope Francis helps the U.S. bury the hatchet with Cuba, and Stephen reminisces with Phil Klay about Iraq.
Geraldo Rivera gives LeBron James some ill-suited advice, Jessica Williams describes Ted Nugent based on his music, and Anna Kendrick ruins fairy tale endings for Jon's kids.
Nancy Pelosi deplores a taint in Congress, Aasif Mandvi reveals what Mount Rushmore really looks like, and Paul McCartney wishes he were on "The Ellen DeGeneres Show."
Lower gas prices lead to higher SUV sales, Dewar's Scotch reaps the benefits of sponsorship, and Stephen offers career advice to rapper Kendrick Lamar.
A look inside Dick Cheney's mind is full of surprises, Jordan Klepper tries to rebuild the U.S. government, and Jon pitches a familiar movie idea to Tim Burton.
The Senate releases a disturbing report about the CIA's use of torture, Norman Lear discusses his comedy career, Hasan Minhaj defends America, and ISIS recruits millennials.
Jessica Williams thinks the royal couple is looking for a black friend, ISIS recruits consider their health care options, and Mick Foley reveals his Santa Claus costume.
Jordan Klepper awards Jon with the CIA torture report, Hasan Minhaj shares his version of the national anthem, and Suki Kim describes North Korea's understanding of the U.S.