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Jaylaw_theman says:
Lol, funny as hell. Total lol. Awesome how you worked in Mario!
“Hey dude catch this ming vas!”.
Ritcheyz says:
Heh. I love Raizin as a mommy.
“Here’s your precious Ming vase back.” *crash*
Awesome.
Alex Morgan says:
Woah! second post!
That was another great quality sketch guys!
Jake says:
Yay! Second comment!
I love the part with the beer.
Aaron says:
Too funny, keep up the good work!
brad says:
adam was always the gullible one
Your Mom says:
Wow…is that really Raizin?
Nice hair.
You know, I’ve always been curious…where did the name “Raizin” come from?
Kevan says:
They should do a sketch about the origins of the name Raizin.
Alex says:
I thought it was comman knowledge that the name Raizin came from the lost south affrican tribes who raised him in a vineyard? or is that just me?
great sketch though :)
weeeee says:
earthworm jim iz teh leetest….omgosh liek howd u toly haxor him into mario n taht leet bground iz teh tole bommm. keep doing teh coolzor stuf n liek pwning up mario.
ther iz no spooen
Carolyn says:
Hahaha “You’re so close, you’re SO close! C’mon!”
David and Julia's Mom says:
Just how many precious Ming vases were destroyed in filming this skit? Very cute! Really liked the illusion with the beer, so close yet so far away!
Bryan says:
Earthworm Jim aint nothin to fuck with.
Rocktzar says:
woooo i love you guys, thanks for making me laugh on a daily basis, except tuesdays…
Warx says:
The giant beer can seems like it would be the basis of this entire sketch, a comedy catalyst if you would.
How does David feel about being Mario?
Shirley says:
I think Adam should just quit and play music all the time :D
Brent says:
I love how the car isn’t moving.
John says:
Way to rock the ukulele. Sweet.
Miles says:
is that Virt’s FX2 I hear in the background?
Adam says:
Yes indeed, Miles — you win King Geek for this sketch!
Hipster Scum says:
I wanna see Adam rocking out on his ukulele.
Hipster Scum says:
Also, where’d you guys get that giant beer?
Joey says:
i like the music
Derek says:
“there totol dicks about it” dude sweet tunes!
Holla says:
Oh no mr. Sinister is attacking Brooklyn
Oh no where am i gonna buy my groceries
TheBlunderbuss says:
I KNEW Adam was the kind of guy to play ukelele!
We all play those depth perception games. hehe
Zach! says:
Woo! Second Post!
Miles says:
King Geek?! Sweet!
I can’t wait to tell my Warcraft guild.
Suki says:
HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAH. I love the Mario thing. I was a Mario freak for a while.
Yeah.
Moochie says:
Wow, I’m scared to go near babies now. I don’t want to ruin their future.
My friends loved this. Awesome. Ukelele. Sorry, have to do homework…
Kileigh says:
*worships*
I couldn’t tell it was Raizin in a wig the first time I watched this. Good for you, Raizin!
Fuzzman says:
What I learned from this sketch… Adam drives with his door open, Raizen is a MILF, and clean shaven Dave is mean. That is all.
L says:
Sweet! EARTH WORM JIM, MARIO, MR.SINISTER, and MOMMY RAIZIN!!!! WOW raizen can sure pull off for an average 35-40 year old women…lol
James says:
Why do I get the feeling that there is a very strange story behind that large can? Why, also, do I feel it has something to do with a transient man and a shovel?
Adam says:
You’re all wrong — we bought the can at a costume store.
Adam's Mom says:
FYI, Adam really doesn’t have any depth perception. But it’s not my fault. And when are you going to put the real ME in a sketch?
Andy says:
Good work! HA!
whitney says:
haha niiccee
Dylan says:
Lovin the giant beer can gag and the ukulele.
Kev says:
When we fans stop being crazy stalker freaks, and he no longer would fear for your life. That’s when, Adam’s Mom. THAT’S when…
matt says:
I just sort of realized… my dad only has one eye but he is pretty good at catching things. Plays catch with a football and whatnot. Also decent at driving. But he’s also a bum, and bums are crafty.
Holla says:
Somethings wrong with this video, the catching section was missing, all i saw was adam keep playing the ukelele.
Akira Konya says:
Holla, do I know you from somewhere?
Shirley says:
Is it just me or this a different version of the video? When Adam says “I was always pretty bad at catching” it doesn’t cut to him not being able to catch. Weird…
Kevin Quinn says:
LOL, Can you really only see out of one eye? I liked the car part.
Justin says:
I agree with Shirley! I thought when this video first came out, there was a cut after Adam says he’s bad at catching. When I watched it again today, it seemed that part had been removed. So either Shirley and I are both crazy, or there’s been a change to the video since it was first released.
matt says:
Yeah, its a different ending. Either way is good. I’m leaning towards the first way, but probably just because that’s the way I remember it. And if they change it back, the rest of the people(who probably hold the majority) would want it back to their original. Either way, hilarious and unique sketch.
Mike says:
Adam, I know exactly how you feel. I’m color blind and my friends act like total dicks about it.
“Mike, why don’t you go? That traffic light is green!” *SMASH*
Hipster Scum says:
I keep coming back to this one. I love it.
Holla says:
No Akira, but i did see your website, and the pic with the “holla holla holla” quote on it…i must say im flattered.
gustav says:
haha more eukulele in songs. :D
Adam says:
To those who asked — yes, for a few hours a day or so ago there was a version up that didn’t have the catching shot. I had compressed a new version of the video to fix another error (with the titles at the very end), and forgot to reenable that shot. Everything is as it should be now.
Ali says:
“hey you want another beer?”
“yeah sure”
“aw dude you’re so close, so close”
“adam look it’s mr. sinister, he’s attacking brooklyn”
“oh now where am i going to buy my groceries”
haa haa
prettay funnay
Kristina says:
1) Adam played a ukulele in this sketch (and quite well!).
2) Last night for Quiz Nite at Erin’s Pub, the deciding question was “how many strings does a ukulele have?”
3) Because of Adam, I remembered it has four strings.
4) My team won.
Thanks, Olde English, for the free alcohol!
P.S. Please make an MP3 of those chords you played so we can listen to your ukulele awesomeness anytime.
jacob sharpe says:
umm, is that a henrys circus diabolo?
ww.diabolo.ca, sharpes
Ben says:
I too don’t have depth perception. Is it strabismus with you too?
Kyle says:
damn, this one was good.
Hooray for earthworm Jim!
and awesome eukalele work. I have one too, but I’m too lazy to tune it.
Adam says:
No, I have ambyoplia due to extreme nearsightedness in one eye. Good guess though!
Roth says:
I didn’t know Adam had musical talent! But no it seems so obvious! ^o^
UnlikeLobster says:
Did anyone else notice that Adam is in fact wearing his glasses during all the example shots except the catching one?
It’s seems then Adam should have at least realized that Mr. Sinister was not really attacking Brooklyn and that Dave was just being a dick.
Alex says:
Lolz…. Mr. Sinister FTW.
Luke says:
lol this is one of your best sketches for sure. The fact that Adam doesnt even move his fingers while hes supposed to be playin the music is pretty good too. didnt anyone else notice that?
Adam says:
Actually, I wasn’t wearing my glasses during that scene because I didn’t want to destroy them when I threw myself to the ground.
Kalynna says:
I pass by that place in Brooklyn on the F train on my way to school everyday! It’s above ground, so I know exactly where that is! Yay Brooklyn!
Jessica says:
one of my favoirtes by far. superb editing! you maximized the comic effect!
Peter says:
Hey, what’s up adam? I don’t know if you remember me, but i used to live in tallahassee when you still lived there! the weird thing is, i actually remember you coming to my house and showing me your glasses with only one corrective lens, and i think you were the first person that i ever played star fox with… ahh, what a great game. anyways, i’ve been watching your sketches for a few years now and you guys are genious! Keep up the good work!
Oh yeah, i love your intro in the one of the theme song sketches where you’re totally rockin out to the tallahassee-grown band creed… thank jesus someone else hates them as much as i do!
JAKEY. says:
THIS ONE WAS GREEEEEEAAAAT! LOL THIS VIDEO AND POKEMON DAY ARE MY FAVS SO FAR. LOL. LOL. LOL.
Katie says:
In Drivers Ed, my teacher was talking about depth perception and everytime I read it in the book or hear him talking about it, I can’t help but think of Adam playing the ukulele and smile. :) Thanks for making my boring class somewhat enjoyable!
TheBlunderbuss says:
There are more monocular cues than binocular cues, to depth perception.
Absence of stereoscopic vision does NOT exclude Adam from having depth perception.
But a cute sketch, nonetheless.
What were those chords you played, BTW?
matt says:
HAHAHA! LOVE THE INTRO, laughed through the whole sketch because of it, ah goe goe goe!
GlenGlingo9 says:
Why is adam screaming even though his car isnt moving? LOL moron
Ali says:
wow you guys have quite a few musicians, Jesse with the piano, and Adam with the ukelele,
very talented, very talented
max says:
wtf with the ukelele
max says:
I really hope all of you guys know that adam isn’t really playing the Ukelele. Although that doesnt mean he cant play it.
If you thought that he was really playing than you guys really arent the brightest BOX of lightbulbs.
TheBlunderbuss says:
Regardless, the chords sound like G and C.
Yeah, after much time, I manage to figure this out.
Sam says:
where am i going to buy my groceries?
that is PRECISELY what comes to my mind when action figures destroy my neighborhood