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    Top 10 Lies Men Tell Women

    He said WHAT?!He said WHAT?!The average dude fabricates something six times a day-that's twice as often as women-and with #LiesMenTellWomen trending on Twitter right now, some dudes are being called out. To try to get why guys are so crafty, we reached out to male relationship experts. Here are the most common whoppers men tell their girlfriends and wives-and what the real deal is behind each.

    By Robin Hilmantel

    Lie # 10: "I'm Stuck in Traffic"
    "He figures it's much easier to just say this than to try to explain the real reason he's running late," says John Amodeo, author of The Authentic Heart. "Remember, men aren't as good at communicating as women are." The funny thing is, a guy will toss this line out even if what held him up is perfectly legitimate. Still, you shouldn't let it slide - it's a lie nonetheless.

    Lie # 9: "It Wasn't That Expensive"
    "Men like toys, and they don't like sensing your disapproval, even if you don't share a bank account," Amodeo says. He could also be dropping this fib to try to prove he's responsible with money, says Barton Goldsmith, author of Emotional Fitness for Intimacy. "He doesn't want you to think that if you do share funds down the line, he's going to blow them all on things like plasma TVs."

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    Lie # 8: "I'm on My Way"
    Guys usually throw you this line when you're making them meet you at some event they don't want to attend - like, say, your family reunion. He's stalling, but he's also being pouty. Consider: He can't exactly refuse to go without enduring serious repercussions from you, and he can't very well throw a temper tantrum in front of your pop-pop. So saying this and then showing up late is his way of gaining a wee amount of control.

    Lie # 7:"I Didn't Have Too Much to Drink"
    This lie could point to a serious problem - and we're not just talking about your relationship. If he says it often he could have an alcohol issue, Goldsmith says. You need to talk to him about how concerned you are, but watch the timing. "That's definitely a conversation you need to have when he's sober," Amodeo adds.

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    Lie # 6: "Sorry, I Missed Your Call,"
    Lie # 5: "My Battery Died," and
    Lie # 4: "I Had No Signal"
    These three lines all mean the same thing: I screened your call. Why? "Often men will feed you these lies because they're afraid to tell you to back off a bit, that they need a little alone time," Amodeo says. You might want to ease up on the checking in and let him miss you more.

    Lie # 3: "No, Your Butt Doesn't Look Big in That"
    Look, if you assail him with the question in the first place, you're really just asking to be thrown this all-purpose mollifier. "Every guy has a buddy who's told him, 'I answered this question wrong once, and my girlfriend wouldn't have sex with me for a year,' " Goldsmith says. This is the one safe response he knows, so there's no way he's going to risk the worst by straying from it. If you want an honest opinion, go ask one of your girls instead.

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    Lie # 2:"This Will Be My Last Beer"
    
Our experts say this man-lie delivered over the phone means he wants to get you off ASAP so he can spend more time with his buddies. The thing is, even if he says it three times in a night, each time he believes it, Goldsmith says. It's like when you vow this will be your last cookie…five times in a row.

    Lie # 1: "Nothing's Wrong, I'm Fine"
    A whopping 52 percent of men have told their girlfriend this line. According to experts, this go-to fib is all about avoiding drama and protecting male pride. Men know they're not as good with articulating what's happening or how they're feeling, so it's easier for them to just keep you out of the situation. Next time he uses this line, give him a couple days and then ask him again if he is still bummed…and why. By then he may have figured things out.

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    1,691 comments

    • Keith  •  Camden, New Jersey  •  16 hours ago
      The correct title of this article: "Shallow women, shallow men"
      • JJ 13 hours ago
        @M
        Not everyone is gay so gay relationships wouldn't work for them. Besides, gay couples have relationship problems just as straight couples do, if not more because not everyone is accepting towards gay relationships as they are towards straight relationships.
      • de 12 hours ago
        Oh hell no! To each their own, but personally I can't stand women on a day to day basis let alone date them-and I'm female!
      • Agraria 12 hours ago
        @M How boring would the world be if we didn't try to step out of our comfort zone a little?
    • HELLO GOODBYE  •  8 hours ago
      Sounds like this chic only dates drunks.
    • Soul  •  Nashville, Tennessee  •  19 hours ago
      This is a really condescending and insulting list. Not all men are Neanderthals who can't articulate their thoughts and are afraid to just say, "I'm having drinks with the guys."

      God, I hate Cosmo. I don't know who the editors at Cosmo insult more - men or women.
      • FelixtheMetalcat 19 hours ago
        Thank you for being the "genuine article" & having some sense/ seeing all the problems with this article...I just about dropped reading how poor this thing was articulated.
      • Ted 18 hours ago
        Here here!
      • . 18 hours ago
        This is a list of lies told by passive agressive panseys.
    • John  •  Des Moines, Iowa  •  13 hours ago
      Lie # 1: "Nothing's Wrong, I'm Fine." That line never works. My girlfriend will nag me to death until she gets the real answer.
      • Dennis 2 hours 20 minutes ago
        And there is the problem. The nagging. So then you tell the truth and they jump into problem solving mode. It would be more respectful to back off and allow the person time and space to do their own trouble shooting. Or to ask them, " would you like some help?" I say both genders should always start with truth.
      • JS Sparticus 1 hour 52 minutes ago
        It took a good while to convince my girlfriend a man IS capable of thinking about nothing.
      • Giuliana 1 hour 25 minutes ago
        I actually think that's a women's # 1... LOL!
    • Kurt  •  4 hours ago
      Attention Men. Do not ever mention how beautiful another woman's hair looks.
      • Ron 4 hours ago
        I know, I do this w/ out thinking and my wife gives me that look. What up?
      • Mike 2012 1 hour 29 minutes ago
        They know you're not looking at her hair.
      • jot 1 hour 8 minutes ago
        Uh, if that happens to me, I'd just take a look, and if the woman's hair does look great.. I'd just agree and move on. Women aren't jealous morons. We love to admire beautiful things and people all the same. In any case, it is just a reflection of great tastes.

        Unless of course you're doing it to pick on your gf or wife, indirectly meaning that she has bad hair or something!
    • sitonmyfacebook  •  12 hours ago
      this is funny but what this story doesn't mention is how many times a guy will foolishly tell these lies even though nothing bad is going on but end up looking like we were hiding something bad because of these lies. it happens so much and i just wish women could have a crystal ball to see that nothing bad is going on but we're simply trying to spend some alone time or laughing and talking smack with the fellas but nothing more.
      • Tina 5 hours ago
        It's terrible that you can't just say, "Hey, woman, LEAVE ME ALONE. Just for ten minutes. Get out of my face and let me have some time alone, or with the guys, whatever." Things like this make women actually think that no matter who they are with, they are going to get lied to, cheated on, and treated like crap. Not all men are like that. I don't have a single male friend (neither does my husband) that would lie to his woman, especially when they just want to hang with the guys. Women need to get off y'all's backs.
      • Fee 2 hours 55 minutes ago
        If you're that worried about being cheated on then don't be in the relationship! Quit trying to interpret every cough, sneeze, sigh, remark, movement, and action they make!! Be honest with them and you should be in a relationship where you trust them!! Makes you and him MUCH happier. You can let him have hours to himself and not worry what he's doing!! Get out of his butt and keep yourself busy if it kills you that much to be away from him. Not rocket science people. It's called BALANCE!
      • lynn 2 hours 24 minutes ago
        I would prefer a man tell me the truth, just say, " I need some alone time." I need alone time, I don't want a man under foot all the time, 24/7.
    • Roman F  •  10 hours ago
      "Remember, men aren't as good at communicating as women are."

      Really? Than Mr. Knowitall, tell me why is it that even when a girl likes a guy, the guy has to initiate just about every conversation, every transition, and keep the conversation going?
    • suthincomfort  •  1 hour 39 minutes ago
      #5 if i tell you my battery died it's true i don't bother lying if you call while i'm driving and i get your call . when it's safe i'll pull over and call you back. until it's safe forget it. jmo
    • Honey Badger  •  Wellsboro, Pennsylvania  •  9 hours ago
      Yay another article to make women paranoid. If you have that much of a trust issue then obviously you aren't secure in your relationship. I wouldn't judge anything based on this article. Even the advice was vague and 3 of the lies were the same thing.
    • The Don  •  1 hour 2 minutes ago
      Top lie for women: He's just a friend.
    • TR00THER  •  1 hour 52 minutes ago
      What a load of crap. Your "male relationship experts" appear to be morons or control freaks.
      Many men can accurately relate their feelings - but are also smart enough to keep their mouths shut.
    • Slowpoke Rodriguez  •  Sunnyvale, California  •  3 hours ago
      Only liars write articles about other liars and they are written by lying women at Cosmo.
    • Wes  •  9 minutes ago
      When a man says "Nothing is wrong I'm fine" he is telling the truth. We don't play games. We don't like to be bothered. KISSW, Keep It Simple Stupid, Women.
    • Momof3  •  Indianapolis, Indiana  •  25 minutes ago
      I personally would rather just hear, "I'm late meeting you because I'm stuck in taffic" than to have him tell me the real reason he's late which is "I sat on the couch too long playing with my i phone and didn't leave on time." Sometimes it's better not to argue about the trivial things.
    • Sickofitall Yousguys  •  1 hour 26 minutes ago
      #1 Womens Lie: I know your three times my age you can barely move but I think your really hot!
      (oh I forgot to mention rich)
    • NJK  •  Cincinnati, Ohio  •  44 minutes ago
      What an awful, awful article.
    • jobu  •  2 hours 9 minutes ago
      Yeah, like women don't use these exact lines.
    • Tiger  •  2 hours 35 minutes ago
      how about I'm fine and I haven't had to much to drink, I'm on my way but right now I'm stuck between your sister's legs her battery died and it's free ?? just kidding - it's just a play on words from the article for fun
    • Richard  •  2 hours 50 minutes ago
      Your punishment will be forty years of being questioned, fifty more pounds of weight wearing a baggy tee-shirt to look at, and an empty wallet. Come to think of it that's also the reward for honesty and openness. Good luck to you brothers.
    • Knight1192  •  4 hours ago
      "Lie # 3: "No, Your Butt Doesn't Look Big in That"

      Anybody whose listened to Foxworthy much has heard this one. If the guy is honest chances are he'll get into trouble for it. If he lies chances are he'll get into trouble for it. The question is, which will get him into the most trouble.

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