Steven Eddleston
The Doctor’s X-files

X-files #1 – 4

	#1 "E.T.: THE EXTRA CHOLESTEROL."		#2 "NOW... URKZOD I BELIEVE YOU BROUGHT SOMETHING BACK FROM THE MILKY WAY FOR SHOW AND TELL?"
	#3 "ALL RIGHT YOU CAN GO TO ANOTHER McDONALDS BUT YOU KNOW THE DRILL: AS SOON AS SOMEONE RECOGNISES YOU WE BEAM YOU UP!"		#4 "YEAH, YEAH, YOU'RE FROM ANOTHER PLANET AND YOU DIDN'T KNOW YOU HAD TO PAY TO PARK HERE... SPARE ME BOYS I'VE HEARD 'EM ALL."